Saturday 11 December 2021

We left the club champion struggling on the annual holly run

Do cycling clubs still hold an annual holly run at Christmas? I recall the Merseyside Wheelers Sunday club run list included a holly run each December in the so-called Swinging Sixties! 

Not much holly left for this school outing -
the Merseyside Wheelers have taken the best cuts.
                                                                


Looking back now, we learn the Sixties was a period of huge change in Britain, with a new individualism and appetite to live in a more liberal permissive society. Indeed, and at barbers shops everywhere men, after the obligatory short and back sides, would find the hairdresser bending to their ear to discreetly ask: “Anything for the weekend, sir?” 

As with most step changes in history, they are not always apparent at the time and it is left to sociologists – or academics with an ‘ology of some sort or another – to tell us some years later what the hell had being going on back then. 

It was the time of the Beatles who rocked the world with their chart topping memorable songs and music. They rode this wave of change and became famous! Oh, yeah, those lads. “Love me do”, was that one of their songs? Liked their stuff, still do. I remember they went past our house in a van, once, before they became famous. 

The Sixties was also a time when people began to stand up for their civil and employment rights. As for us cyclists our world revolved around club runs and races, bit of jazz or rock at the weekends. And on one Sunday each year we expressed our entrepreneurial skills by sourcing our own holly in the wild, instead of helping the local economy by buying it from the local shops! 

To reach the secret place where the holly grew wild meant cycling from Liverpool across the Wirral and across the North Wales border, a round trip of some 40 miles. Who was on that ride with me? Eddie Richards was there. I remember we all ganged up him on the way home, led him a merry dance. Certainly Dickhead Dave Davis was there (that was Eddie's cruel choice of name for Dave, on account of him often being the brunt of his dry wit). And he was the ringleader.  Maybe Tony T-bone Walsh and Steve Six-guns Sixsmith were also on that run.  

On  those runs to Wales we’d meet at the Pier Head landing stage, to take the ferry for a bracing 15-minute sail  across the Mersey to Birkenhead Woodside. I would be wearing my winter gear of choice on bitter cold days,  blanket-lined army combat jacket and winter weight training bottoms, narrow fitting with a zip from just below the knee to the ankle. And a woolly hat. 

Leaving the ferry we’d set off down the main road towards Chester, in seven miles swinging a right, direction North Wales for elevenses at the Eureka cafĂ© at Two Mills. Off again, via Queensferry (a small town, not a boat) to cross the bridge over the River Dee into North Wales where  snow lay in the fields – although the roads were clear. 

My memory is a bit sketchy now. Did we take the climb to Hawarden, then down through Fairy Dell on the Wrexham road? Or did we climb the Ewloe, and take the road towards Mold? When I Googled the map for this area last week the road junctions had changed beyond recognition.  Huge roundabouts at what were simple road junctions in my day. Must ask a local how they manage. Perhaps Tony Bell will fill me in. 

Anyway, not far along which ever road we took we joined a disused railway line on an embankment. Checking the internet for information, I’m pretty certain this old railway line was part of the Buckley Railway laid during the 19th century, serving brick works and other industries. The line linked directly to Connah’s Quay on the River Dee four miles away and it included some very steep gradients. 

Who did this? No one owned up.


It closed in 1966, and the track was lifted…just in time for our holly run. We all rode along the old track bed, on the lookout for holly bushes laden with red berries to take home, to complete our Christmas decorations.  There was plenty to go round. I used a small junior hacksaw to cut some branches, and with stout string lashed them across the top of my saddle bag for the ride home. 

A snowball fight delayed departure by a good 20 minutes, including five minutes to recover someone’s bike buried under the white stuff. No one owned up to doing that! We must have a cut a strange sight on the ride home as light faded – a convoy of holly bushes moving slowly. 

Eddie called out he was stopping to adjust his load which was blocking his rear lamp. Do you remember cycle lamps back then? Bloody awful Ever Ready’s and Pifco junk which would fly off the lamp brackets and if they didn’t do that, they would often flicker and go out. I’ll catch you up, Eddie called out. 

He was doing so quite nicely, was about 10 lengths short of regaining the back of the club run, but that’s as far he got the first time. It was all Davis’s fault. He was on the front, but looking back to check on Eddie’s progress, watching for the beam of his front lamp on the pitch black road. Eddie had a few too many beers the night before and wasn’t firing on all cylinders. 

We waited until he was almost on, then Davis accelerated our group, pulling us, all laughing, well clear, cutting our esteemed club mate adrift. When Eddie had vanished backwards into the blackness we eased off. And when he began to close again the pace lifted and he got no closer, the red lights of the club run just ahead of him, dancing out of his reach. 

Again the pace dropped to allow him almost to get on, when we accelerated hard once more. An angry shout from behind revealed he had twigged what was going on. “You frigging bastards…you frigging shitheads…..” 

His cries carried across the empty fields and we all laughed mercilessly and kept on riding. Another torrent of abuse came out of the darkness until at last we relented. Eddie clawed his way back on, whereupon he let us know what he thought us, of Davis in particular, who he just knew to be the ring leader. 

And he issued a stark warning, a threat. Just wait, come April, you’ll see, when I’ll be fully fit, I will tear your frigging legs off. Alright, Eddie, it was just a laugh! When that day in April came he wasn’t fooling. He half-wheeled us all to death, he did, burned us all off, one by one. 

He was, after all, a three times winner of the Liverpool and District TTA Championship.

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