Tuesday 22 September 2020

The F...... phone box has gone!


 

IT’S GONE!  The  F……  phone box has gone.

Vanished! 

A couple of weeks after this blog told the world about the phone box on the cycle lane on Portsmouth Road,  Kingston upon Thames, which forced pedestrians to step around it and into the path of cyclists, the offending box had disappeared into thin air.

A bit like Dr Who’s Tardis.


                                                                    Now you see it.....



                                               ...now  you don't...phone box gone

But of course, knowing how long it can take for councils to process decisions, the removal of the offending hardware might have been in “planning” for months and it's disappearance nothing whatsoever to do with this blog.

But we can’t know that. So we shall claim the Freedom-cycle blog did it, as a result of engineer John Meudell’s critical appraisal which shamed the council into action.

Well done.

If you have a phone box you want moving, or any offending furniture on cycle lanes, you know where to come. 

Monday 21 September 2020

Sam's Tour success lifts spirits

 

IRELAND’S latest Tour de France hero Sam Bennett, the  winner of the green points jersey and the coveted final stage into Paris, got the front page story, a big inside spread and the editorial in the Irish Independent on Monday.

     “SAM BENNETT’S HEROIC DEEDS BOOST THE NATIONAL MORALE”

              So ran the headline. Followed by the sub heading which spoke for us all:

 “The tonic that is sport has become even more precious”.

This of course was referring to the positive distraction sport has provided us from the Covid 19 Pandemic. And in particular, the successful completion of the Tour de France against a backcloth of rising infection in France and across Europe and now in the UK.

The big story of Slovenia’s Pogacar’s brilliant overall victory barely got a mention in the Irish paper, which was all about Bennett, with due reference to the two Irish heroes of the past.

For Bennett is only the second Irishman to win the green after Kelly did so four times in the 1980s, the last time in 1989,  while Stephen Roche won the Tour outright in 1987.

 

There is a lovely quote in the story which perfectly captures an Irish figure of speech as Bennett describes the build up to his successful sprint win: “…I was feeling the legs a little bit and I thought, ‘Oh, I’m after messing this up a bit, I’m after using up too much of my legs'.”

It was expression “I’m after”. I could hear the Irish accent coming across there.

 Irish Independent’s reporter Gerard Cromwell tells of massive home-support in Bennett's native Carrick-on-Suir (coincidentally, Kelly’s home town, too). Throughout the Tour the town was bedecked in bunting and flags carrying Sam’s name.

Says Cromwell. “There is already a sports centre and a town square in Carrick named after his predecessor Sean Kelly.

“Unlike Kelly, Bennett now has stage wins in all three Grand Tours of Spain, Italy and France. It may be time to build a new monument.”

The celebrations for Bennett gave me pause to reflect Kelly’s achievements in the green jersey, which I witnessed first-hand.

I cast my mind back to 1982 and the stage to Pau when Kelly won the stage to take the green for the first time.

Thirty years on and now it’s Bennett’s time.  Ireland has a new cycling star.



 

 

 

 


Tuesday 1 September 2020

The Phone Box - How the F..k did THAT get there?!

 


 

The image of the Kingston’s telephone box blocking the footpath forcing pedestrians to step into the path of cyclists is symbolic for all that is wrong with the shit fest that is cycle planning in the UK.  

Hopefully, Manchester’s Bee Lines will be an exception to the rule, if the excellent Cyclops junction introduced recently is anything to go by. 

But by and large, there are far too many crap cycling lanes built in the UK. All manner of roadside furniture and hazards including trees are left in place on cycle lanes around the country.

Kingston's £32m cycle scheme, with its telephone box and, worst of all, the dangerous “bus stop cycle lanes”, could be a microcosm of what we could end up with if ever the government does fund a national cycling policy.

I wonder if Cycling UK, those guardians of cyclists’ rights, have challenged the misfits in Kingston, and looked into any of this?

I’ve had no response to my telephone calls and emails to their campaign department and their magazine. This could be because staff  are working from home due to the pandemic. But if anything has been written about these issues I’ve not seen it.

John Meudell’s report below concludes the sorry Kingston tale.

 

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As highlighted previously, the choice of cycle infrastructure configuration in Kingston has made it difficult to design junctions, bus stops, loading bays, etc., writes Meudell.

The designs adopted conspiring to create conflicts that otherwise wouldn’t exist.

 

And don’t talk to me about lines-of-sight, which, as far as the highways engineers and designers involved are concerned, don’t exist. 

 

Let’s talk about that phone box outside the University…..






Think about a pedestrian walking towards the phone box, effectively blocking sight lines around it?  And what happens if a pedestrian inadvertently pushes a baby buggy into the cycle lane without looking?  It just takes a moments inattention on the part of both pedestrian and cyclist.

 

And real irony?  Look closely and you’ll see the phone box isn’t connected to anything…….

 

But the real question is…how did cyclists and pedestrians end up with a (disconnected) phone box blocking the footpath?  And, given its been there for more than a year now, why is it still there?

 

Bear in mind that the cycle infrastructure in Kingston has its genesis in the award of £32m from Transport for London in 2014 to improve safety and convenience for cyclists.  In the years immediately following award, detail was added to routes planned under the Go Cycle programme strap line.

 

Furthermore, Kingston University has a major re-development under way adjacent to the phone box (the new Town House and frontage) planning of which took place in approximately the same time frame. 

 

Developments such as these have implications for utilities such as BT, a statutory undertaker, all of whom would have been consulted in the early stages.  And the phone box has been in that location for many years, well before both developments were proposed.



                                  The phone box in pre-cycle lane days

 

So, it’s not as if any of the major players in the phone box fiasco, Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames, British Telecom and Kingston University didn’t have or were given plenty of notice and had time to consider the implications. 

 

All the major players have been involved or consulted and/or interacted with at various stages in the planning and development of these projects, both in general and in detail, and arrangements for relocation of the phone box could easily have been concluded well before work commenced.

 

So, it’s not as if this is a communication problem.

 

 

Kingston have at least £32m to spend on the Go Cycle programme and the University has spent around £50m on development of the new Town House building and re-development of the frontage of adjacent university buildings where the phone box is located.

 

So, it’s not as if this is a money problem.

 

Even worse, local politicians have (unhelpfully) got in on the action, using what is a planning, design and engineering process issue, to score political points rather than solve problems.

 

https://www.kingstonconservatives.com/kingstons-32million-cycle-lanes-being-mis-managed-by-libdems-%EF%BB%BF/

 

And it’s most definitely not a political problem.

 

 

Most large organizations I have been associated with have clear processes for development, design and construction of capital projects, usually with decision “gates” to minimise (if not eliminate) risks, be it financial, schedule and/or physical.  Physical risks will not only include those to their own staff but also construction workers, project users and the public at large.

 

Not to do so would run not only the risks identified above, but also consequential reputational risks that could seriously damage the future health, if not existence, of the organization. 

 

 

Design input for the Kingston infrastructure projects would, or should, have included information gleaned from safety audits at each stage of the process, part of statutory obligations on highways authorities aimed at ensuring (and, dare I say it, improving) the safety of those using the highway.

 

So why is it none of the safety risks of the scheme; including junctions, bus stops, loading bays and the phone box, were ever recognised, whether by the designers or, perhaps more importantly, by safety auditors?

 

And, even if they were recognised, why is it nobody could be bothered to do anything about them?

  

The case of the phone box, as with all the newly created hazards, demonstrates the failure of processes and the people and organizations participating in them.

 

Given the amount of money that has been spent on these projects, are any of these people and organizations involved going to voluntarily admit that they cocked-up, let alone do anything meaningful to eliminate the hazards…….?

 

Without a national regulator overseeing and informing and assuring design and engineering processes and people, accountability (or lack of) is a major, major, contributing factor. 

 

 

So, will anything change, system-wise?

 

In my experience that’s highly unlikely in Kingston, or the rest of the UK, even if somebody (dare I say it) gets killed or seriously injured as result of crap infrastructure.

 

………something that’s definitely not the case in the Netherlands!