Wednesday 27 December 2023

 

‘Windmills of my mind’



 For this blog I have cherry-picked a number of short stories from “Pedals turned in Anger” – my unpublished ramblings.

Here goes.-

 When British riders won all three Grand Tours in one year.

HOW did we get here? I often reflect upon this, now I am now longer a roving reporter for Cycling Weekly. How did this sport survive scandals and upheavals across the decades to become the leading cycling nation in the world?

It really is – to use a tired clichĂ© – rags to riches story.  And one which every bike rider in the land took pride in and it still takes some getting used to.

Despite their image tarnished following doping investigations this past decade, with accusations of sexism and bullying, British Cycling’s stock rose again with home riders Grand Tour domination in 2018.  The unique treble in winning all three grand tours – the Giro d’Italia, Le Tour de France and the Vuelta a Espana.

With three different riders!

No one saw that coming, did they?  All three Grand Tours won by one nation!

This was a stunning and unique feat no other country has achieved and one which, despite the still simmering scandals embroiling Team Sky and British Cycling, puts them among the world’s top cycling nations. 

The history makers: Chris Froome in the Giro; Geraint Thomas in Le Tour; and Simon Yates, the Vuelta.

 

The marriage of success to failure

Our cyclists are celebrated multi-Olympic and World champions. Three of them have won the Tour de France – Bradley Wiggins once –Knighted for his efforts - and Chris Froome four times, plus Geraint Thomas once.

Honours fell like confetti on British Cycling’s riders and top officials.

Yet despite this celebration of our elite riders, the prospect remains remote that the roads will ever be made safer for cyclists, be they sporting cyclists or the tens of thousands of ordinary cyclists, too. The roads will remain as inhospitable to cyclists as ever.

The glaring failure of the  Olympic 2012 legacy

No one had a bad thing to say about the London 2012 Olympic Games.

I enjoyed them immensely, especially the road cycling witnessed in the flesh, but I had to make do with watching the track from my armchair – all tickets sold out!

Even the man who built the banked track, Ron Webb, failed to get a ticket!

But afterwards, post Games; there has been one glaring failure in the delivery of the Olympic Legacy in the Queen Elizabeth Velopark. Mountain bike racing, an integral part of the original Eastway circuit ripped out to build the Games Village, never made it back. Mountain bike riding did, let’s be clear, but on a track too narrow to allow racing.

MTB racing was “designed out” when the circuit they put back afterwards was deemed unsuitable for competition! 

 

When an Olympic hero phoned me!

At 426pm, as I was having a coffee and meatball Panini at Café Ritazza, my mobile rang.

“Hi,” I answered.

“Keith, it’s Chris.”

It was Chris Hoy, the most famous Olympic champion in the UK that year, 2008.

What a player. The MAN called me back!
Earlier that afternoon I had hoped to collar him at the Manchester Velodrome, but he simply did not have the time to speak with me. “Give me your number, I’ll call you later,” he said.

I was impressed. An Olympic hero phoning me? He had been in great demand by TV and for dinners and shows since he had wowed us the Beijing Games.


We didn’t have a good line. In one ear, booming station announcements. In the other, our greatest Olympian.

It was a hasty interview, not one of my best. Just a couple of minutes to see what he was doing next.


Is he riding the Revolution? (track meeting)

“Yes.”

In the last four months, taken up with public appearances and TV interviews and shows followed by a much needed holiday, did he get to ride his bike?


“Wednesday was the first time on the track. I took my road bike with me on holiday to Thailand, so did a little road riding there.”

Chris, let’s talk about your second gold medal of the Games, in the team sprint when you whacked the French.

That gap which you let open as Staff screamed away on the opening lap of the team sprint final, was that a problem? How much harder did you have to ride to pull that back?

His answer got tangled up with an announcement for a train to Crewe. I think he said he held it, then accelerated to close it at the last moment, so when Kenny, the man in front, swung up for Hoy to come through, Hoy was already travelling at a higher speed.

How many public appearances has Hoy made since Beijing?

“Phew. Don’t know. I’ve had one day off,” he laughed.

“The open-top bus ride in Edinburgh was probably the best – the Castle, Royal Mile. There were 500,000 people turned out. It was amazing.”

And they he had to end his call. What a player. What a nice man. I was so taken aback I almost missed my train.

Hinault versus LeMond...1986

Stage 18, Briancon-L’Alpe D’Heuz, 162.5 km.

My story in Cycling Weekly began:

“This was one of the greatest days in Tour history as Bernard Hinault tried to take back the yellow jersey he regarded as his own, from his own team-mate, Greg LeMond!

“Like two prize fighters the pair went in search of the truth over the terrifyingly high Col du Galibier, where the snows never melt and ice lines the roadside. Then over the Col du Telegraph, the Col de la Croix de Fer, and finally up the famous 22-hairpin climb of L’Alpe d’Huez, to complete the alpine “circle of death”.

On the descent off the Galibier, Hinault had dived into the attack, and his prey, he said, was Zimmerman.  But as far I was concerned, he might lose LeMond as well! Hinault plunged to a 20-second lead before LeMond seemingly unaware of the danger, reacted after the prompt from Cabestany.

LeMond took off, taking Cabestany with him, and, of course, their big rival Zimmerman and they all joined Hinault.


Rendezvous at first light

Discovering the magic of the early morning TT

This was early 1960s.  

It’s very quiet. Not a sound. The sun has risen and is edging above the eastern horizon, shafts of piercing light chasing away the last of the night.

The two teenagers, recent recruits to the Merseyside Wheelers, are to meet with club mate George Corfe, to ride out to their first club “25”, at Lydiate, a few miles out of town.

 It’s 5am Sunday, and they wait as arranged, at the junction of Queens Drive and Derby Lane, in Liverpool.  Silence.

Oh, but there is a just a tiny sound.  A light breeze sends fallen leaves and newspapers rustling and tumbling across the empty wide dual-carriageway.

Otherwise, absolutely still.  No traffic. They whisper so as not to disturb

sleeping sparrows awaiting the coming morning glory.  Nor the sleeping families in nearby houses.

They look way back down the road, in the direction from which George will come, to where the wide, empty road bends out of sight 400 yards away.

He’s coming!  They know it. Can’t yet see him but they hear him, or rather they hear something they had never heard before. It was a sound destined to make them slaves to their new calling. 

It is the faint hum of expensive lightweight tubulars singing on the smooth tarmac. Music!

The distant figure of a racing man hoves into view, alone on the wide, still empty road.  He rides fixed wheel. His bike gleams. It is shod with the best silk racing tubulars.  The sunlight flashes off polished stainless steel spokes.

The pair push off as he nears; begin rolling in the direction they must go.  He glides silently alongside, eases back just a bit, sits up and turns to his young friends, “Orright?”  smiles George.

“Nice morning. Fast times today – we hope”.

This was my introduction to the secret world of the early morning club time trial. 

Monday 4 December 2023

King Charles, Rishi and Dodgy Dave all cop it for taking a jet each instead of sharing

 

Scroll down for more on the  headline story.

Otherwise, start with this mash mash of stuff.

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY

To get us the mood,  check out a few amusing extracts from the Devil’s Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce, American journalist of the late 19th century. Bierce set out to provide alternative explanations in the use of language, to appeal to “enlightened souls who prefer sense to sentiment, wit to humour and clean English to slang” – as the late Miles Kington expressed in his introduction in the 2003 publication by the Folio Society.

Bierce wrote:

 POLITICS. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

PLAN. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

PEACE. In international affairs a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

LAWYER. One skilled in circumvention of the law.

CYNIC. A Blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be…

 

To which may I offer Freedomcycle blog perspectives.

DEPARTMENT FOR TRANSPORT (DfT)

Fact: DfT has never formulated a national transport policy incorporating all modes.

Speculates on future transport needs by dealing with each mode as though others do not exist.  Recent achievements include making compulsory purchase orders on land and homes in the path of HS2 then cancelling the extension to Manchester. Promises a national cycling policy then underfunds it.   When nothing better to do, moves desks and chairs around.

NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE.

World first in long waiting lists. Systematically under funded by a government which favour private health care. Already gone to private care -  dentistry, ear syringing, podiatry. Continues to offer little or no help to those suffering  chronic health conditions such as Myalgic Encephalomyelitis (ME), hypermobolity Ehlers Danlos Syndrome (EDS) Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia (PoTS) and AUTISM.

Conservative party (not worthy of capital letters)

Known for deceiving,  lying, dressing smartly, selling off public utilities to their rich mates, milking the system, promising what they cannot provide, creating a financial mess, under funding of the NHS, mental health services, wrecking the country and then promising to fix it if re-elected but with no intention of doing so.

 

BCF (British Cycling Federation)

Not to be mistaken for Birkenhead Corporation Ferries. BCF (otherwise known as British Cycling) famous for being top UK Olympic sports federation, infamous for selling their soul to the Devil in a sponsorship deal with Shell, whose carbon activities and those of other oil companies have contributed to 5bn deaths worldwide.

Backed by black gold they hope to deliver more Olympic medals even as the podiums are lapped by rising sea levels.


COP 28

We’ll all cop it.

And so to the UN’s COP 28 climate conference last week focusing on the big problem threatening life on earth, heating up of the planet caused by burning carbon.  

It was a week full of contradictions


The King, the Prime Minister and the Foreign Secretary
were criticised for flying to COP 28 in three separate
aircraft.



How odd that the host city was oil-rich Dubai which has increased oil production up to 
4.5million barrels a day?  

Very revealing that the main message from COP 28 is an agreement by the rich countries to help the poorer nations cope with climate change, rather than agree on how best to prevent it!  By leaving the oil in the ground, say, for starters?

And finally, how perverse that King Charles, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and new Foreign Secretary, the former PM Dodgy David Cameron, each took a private jet to fly to COP28?

 The sheer hypocrisy of it beggars belief and they have been widely criticised for burning three loads of carbon instead of one. I suppose they’ll say they each travelled separately for safety.

Heaven forbid anything untoward should happen to them up there. But if did no worries, there are plenty of goons willing to step into their shoes should their jet vanish through a portal into a future world where we would have no need of oil, Britain had rejoined the EU and there are cycle networks in every town and city.

Welcome to the future. We finish as we started, quoting The Devil's Dictionary, which defined the future as: "a period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured."