Monday 26 December 2022

Looking forward to the 2023 road racing season


Roll on the start of the road racing season, when the peloton once again hits the road.





I penned the following for the Box Hill Association Video celebrating the 2012 London Olympic Road Races which made the Surrey Hills famous. They had asked my why do competitors ride in a big bunch!

The narrator read it like a poem.

The huge mass of riders swept by in a moment, a blur of bodies entwined with bikes in a riot of colour.

The whirr of gears.

 In the wake of the express, dust and paper is set dancing over our heads, the turbulent air whipping the hair across our eyes.

That was the bunch, or peloton - French for platoon - literally a large body of soldiers. In cycle road racing the term peloton describes the epi-centre of the race.

A tail wind will see it bowling along at 30s, a headwind, much slower.

 Team tactics will dictate the pace, set the odds for those weighing up their chances of escape.

But the dynamics are such that a rider must judge his effort to perfection if he or she is to succeed in getting clear.

Why?

Air resistance - the bain of all cyclists’ lives.

It materialises once you top 15mph and only gets worse the faster you go.

An invisible force through which a bunch will punch a bigger hole than a single rider, and move faster as riders at the front relay each other in a constantly moving chain to share this work.

The cagey ones, or the protected team leaders, take shelter in the wheels, saving 20 per cent more energy than those taking the brunt of it.

 The benefit disappears on steep climbs, when the gradient, not air resistance, becomes the problem.

Then the peloton may fragment into smaller groups.

Best place to be is in the first 20, to avoid crashes likely further back in a tightly packed bunch.

You must constantly move up to stand still, so to speak, because others will be striving for that top 20 place, too, moving past, sending you backwards.

The sprinters teams will often drive the peloton at speed, to discourage attacks, to keep the race together, to favour their sprinters.

Others may want to break it up, those who favour contesting the finish from a smaller group.

So within the mass that is the peloton there is a constant state of agitated motion.

If a break does get clear, teams not represented will set  a tempo to keep them in reach.

And gamble on rushing them nearer the finish. However,  teammates of those in the escape will attempt to disrupt the chase, soft pedalling in the line to slow it down.

As the peloton accelerates and is strung into one thin, long, snaking line, riders often struggle to hold the wheel in front.

Lose that wheel and a rider will be gone, blown away “out of the back” as the saying goes, as the peloton speeds on its unrelenting way.

Allez

Sunday 25 December 2022

Bah Humbug - thank God for the bike

 


That’s one of the best parts of the day done with,  an hour’s ride at first light.

Christmas morning is one of the best days of the year for a ride. A stillness in the air, very little sound, just your tyres on the wet road, the gears whirring, your breathing. A few people out, walking the dog, a few other cyclists, runners. Very few motors.

I’m on the winter bike, the steel Condor with mudguards. It gives a more comfortable ride across rough surfaces than my other Condor, all aluminium, a bit lighter, sharper, a delight to ride.

But so is the steel model. It took me to the top of Mount Ventoux once.

I’m on my usual short ride – an hour, sometimes 90 minutes. As a carer I cannot be out for too long.

As for the rest of it, bah humbug to all the ads laying it on thick about happy family gatherings, a real turn off for those lonely people with no one to share.  The commercialism of Christmas now starting four months out has spoilt what should be an occasion to celebrate the end of the dark days of winter and lighter evenings to come.  To renew acquaintances, for those who can. To wish for a good future - which is a bit of laugh, all things considered.

Christmas is  difficult to avoid. Unless you can escape the country, to somewhere not so manic, as many do.

The worst part is losing shopping days over the break and trying to make sure you have enough essential stuff in to cover for the lost days. Staple stuff, like bread, milk, eggs, but also the essential requirements to sustain the vulnerable person in the house.

But we will be looking forward to the roast lamb, roast pots, Brussels sprouts lightly steamed and dipped into a hot pan of butter, chopped garlic and flaked almonds – a quick stir and served.

Cliff Richard is on the tele. We'll avoid that. But we'll watch King Charles, listen to his Christmas message if only to wonder at how this Royal farce continues to hold the nation in thrall.

We'll watch a few comedy progs. But sadly our daughter remains in bed for the umpteenth year, as do millions like her with similar medical complications thanks to a rogue, as yet unidentified gene.

Ehlers Danlos Syndrome; POTS; chronic fatigue; now sensory issues which mean we run a quiet house. No noise, no boisterous visitors. She's very lonely. We'll attend to her throughout the day.

I’ve written about this before, entitled “1000 nights”.

But she will be looking forward to roast potatoes later, with her usual grilled chicken and stir fried veg.

We miss having visitors of course. But not cooking for them. Too confusing, all my timing goes to hell. Serving is a nightmare. Very stressful.

The last time we had people round we bought takeaways.

Only New Year's eve to deal with now!

Cheer up, the days are getting lighter. 

 

 

 

Thursday 10 November 2022

THE MEDAL FACTORY - the cost of British Cycling's and Team Sky's historic sporting success

 

 

OVER two decades ago – last century in fact, a bygone age to some - British Cycling was a little known sports federation with one Olympic gold medal to its name in 80 years, courtesy of Chris Boardman in 1992.

Then along came the Fairy God Mother with Lottery Funding pouring £millions into elite sport.

Fast forward two decades: now its 43 Olympic medals; 6 Tour de France victories, umpteen world records and world titles - an unprecedented feat in the history of sport.



What happened?

This book tells all - a tale of the good, the bad and ugly.

The Medal Factory – British Cycling and the cost of the gold ­– by Kenny Pryde reveals the full story of how British Cycling, Team Sky and INEOS together came to dominate cycle sport.

It was like a dream, wasn’t it?  Those spell binding gold medal raids on the Olympic Games one after another, that historic first Tour victory for a British rider in 2012, courtesy of the Kilburn Kid, Bradley Wiggins. And then came the fall from grace, with talk of Sky straying into the grey area in respect of 

Wiggins being allowed to take a strong medication for an allergy when it may have also enhanced performance.  

The story delves into all this, plus accusations at British Cycling of bullying and sexism.

It paints a picture of how lottery funding and the infamous introduction of “marginal gains” came to drive a phenomenal yet ruthless and ultimately flawed performance culture.

Pryde had set out to write of a “glorious, heroic saga” and found himself trying to balance a tale of supreme performances with uncomfortable and disconcerting truths and mistakes made in the pressure cooker of elite competition.

The cost of gold, indeed.

The Medal Factory

British Cycling and the cost of gold

By Kenny Pryde.

Published in Great Britain in 2020 by

Pursuit Books, an imprint of Profile Books Ltd,

29 Cloth Fair

London EC1A 7JQ.

ISBN 978 1 78125 986 3

 

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Thursday 13 October 2022

 

FURY AT BRITISH CYCLING SHELL DEAL




Well, o’il be damned if British Cycling ain’t in the news again for all the wrong reasons.

This past decade the historic victories by British riders in the Olympics and Tour de France lost a little of their shine when British Cycling and Team Sky came under scrutiny of WADA and UK Anti-Doping; and then followed accusations of bullying and sexism.  

Now they’re getting it in the neck for agreeing a sponsorship deal with the fourth biggest polluter on the planet, oil company Shell Energy.   

Brings to mind the controversy when petrochemical giant INEOS signed up to sponsor  David Brailsford’s World Tour pro team formerly backed by SKY.

The governing body claim their partnership with Shell will “help our organisation and sport take important steps towards net zero.”

Net Zero being the handy catchphrase meaning zero pollution to stave off the worst of climate change.

What should we make of British Cycling’s decision?

Well, money talks. That’s about it.

They need lots of it to keep their hugely successful organisation and international racing programme on course. Keep the medals coming in even as the science warns of melting ice caps and sea level rise, dying crops in intense summer heatwaves, torrential rain causing flooding and all of it directly linked to global warming caused by burning fossil fuel extracted by oil companies.

To which British Cycling has hitched a ride. Perhaps they are climate change deniers. At least insofar as what has caused it.

Shell is keen to claim their green credentials, as the statement in this ad plucked off the internet shows:

We are committed to playing our part in meaningful change to the energy system. In the UK, we are contributing to eight of the UK government's 10-point plan for a green industrial revolution. We are also developing nascent businesses, such as CCS and hydrogen, that will need to scale up after 2030 to meet the Climate Change Committee’s sixth Carbon Budget and help the UK towards the government target of reaching net zero by 2050.

“Shell provided input to the Committee for Climate Change’s 2019 report which recommended that net-zero emissions should be achieved in the UK by 2050. The government has subsequently accepted this recommendation, and on June 27, 2019, it became law, making the UK the first G7 country to pass such legislation, marking an important milestone in the global fight against climate change.”


Reach net zero by 2050, say Shell!  Too late for  coastal towns in Lancashire which, coincidentally that very year, are told to expect many residential streets will be under water from rising sea levels.

Critics say  Shell’s deal is “greenwashing”.   By associating with an environmentally-clean (or cleaner) mode of transport, they are saying, look, we are doing our bit to save the planet.

Well, they might be,  but their main business remains unchanged, oil extraction. 

The BC-Shell announcement resulted in a storm of protest on social media, with BC members threatening to resign. Greenpeace  UK Policy Director Dr Doug Parr told The Guardian that the “idea of Shell helping British Cycling reach net zero is as absurd as beef farmers advising lettuce farmers on how to go vegan.”

The Daily Telegraph reported Carr saying that after being booted out of museums and other cultural institutions, “Big Oil is looking at sports as the next frontier for their brazen greenwash. But their aim hasn’t changed – to distract from the inconvenient fact that the fossil fuel industry is making our planet uninhabitable.” 

Friends of the Earth agreed, saying “Cycling is the epitome of environmentally friendly travel…and it is deeply disappointing that UK Cycling (sic) could think it’s appropriate to partner with a fossil fuel giant.”

Shell UK, keen to publicise their “green” shoots, now run the country’s largest public network of electric vehicle (EV) charging points. According to the website Road CC, Shell will also support British Cycling’s aim to move towards a fleet made up entirely of EVs.

Well, that’s good, for global cycling leaves a large carbon footprint from transport and travel in moving their green machines and riders around the world. This needs to be and is being addressed, according to an in-depth look at the problem in a recent issue of Cycling Weekly.

What a dilemma.

But we’re all in this, one way or another, aren’t we? Market forces leave us with little choice when it comes to buying oil-free products.

Clearly there is an urgent need to find an alternative to oil. For our lives are inextricably linked with the evil stuff, not just for powering the vehicles we use, on road, rail and in the air, but in our use of some of the many thousands of products made from by-products of oil.

Here’s a few of them:

Solvents, ink, floor wax, ballpoint pens, upholstery, sweaters, bicycle tyres, nail polish, dresses, tyres, golf bags…..and on and on……………

Who recalls Shell's unique selling proposition?

Here it is - tweaked to suit the moment.

“Keep going well, keep going Shell."

"We're all going to Hell with Shell."


Monday 3 October 2022

In search of the new transport minister

 So who has Prime Minister Liz Truss appointed as her Secretary of State for Transport? 

With the news dominated by the passing of Queen Elizabeth 2 and more recently by the new PM’s ruinous vision for the UK -  to make us all the poorer, according to many financial experts –  it’s perhaps not so surprising I’ve not see a dicky bird on who the new transport chief is.

Hang on while I leave this page and look it up.

Yes, here we are. The new transport secretary is Anne-Marie Trevelyan, appointed on 6 September 2022.

So, off we go on the merry-go-round once again, to ask if the Trans wizard will do what her predecessor, that shape-shifter Eddy Shapps failed so miserably to do. Not just him but all the gob shites before him over the decades who have refused to take decent money from the obscene multi-billion pound road building budget to make the roads safer for cycling.





She looks a kindly person in the photograph, Ms Trevelyan. No doubt Cycling UK will beat a path to her door as soon as the Conservative Party Shitfest ends in uproar this week. Perhaps there will be a crowd funding appeal to send Truss on NASA’s planned space flight to Mars in 2030. But where to keep her in the meantime?

Cycling UK will I am sure impress upon the new transport boss the age old mantra, please help make the roads safer for cycling - to help save the planet – and inject £7bn into the government’s Active Travel policy.

Although her most pressing need, I guess, will be the current rail strikes crisis.

However, as Minister of State (Minister for Energy, Clean Growth and Climate Change) until a year ago she will be aware of how cycling can contribute to reducing pollution – if only the roads were not so hostile.

Daresay we will hear soon enough what she has to say.

And I will blog about it, for anyone who is interested. Mostly myself, I imagine.

I mean, I have to say I really only write this stuff to relieve pressure on the brain which, after decades reporting  on cycling campaign issues, is still running at maximum speed and needs an outlet.

It allows me to pretend I am still on the news desk.

No idea who reads this stuff – well, I know a few who do. Sorry about all this.

Wednesday 7 September 2022

Cyclists have killed three in past six years

 

This is a correction to the previous blog in which I wrote “to the best of my knowledge” the last cyclist to kill someone was in 2016.

The story commented on how the danger from cyclists had been grossly exaggerated in the right wing press following statements from transport minister Grant Shapps.

That’s not to ignore the flagrant disregard for the safety of others posed by reckless riding, issues which the proposed changes in the law are intended to address.

Roger Geffen, Policy Director of Cycling UK, informs me there have been two other fatalities caused by people riding bikes since the one I referred to, which was in 2016.

The three deaths.-

In February 2016 Charlie Alliston knocked over and killed Kim Briggs as she crossed Old Street in London. His fixed wheel bike had no front brake. 

Briggs, a mother of two, suffered “catastrophic” head injuries and died in hospital a week later.

Alliston was cleared of manslaughter but found guilty of causing bodily harm by “wanton and furious driving”, a crime under the 1861 Offences Against the Person Act, which carries a maximum sentence of two years in jail.

He received an 18-month sentence.

In July 2020, in a hit and run, Ermir Loka, 23, struck Peter McCombie on Bow Road, Tower Hamlets, as he was walking home from work.

Mr McCombie, 72, died eight days later from injuries sustained in the crash.

Loka handed himself into police a little over three weeks later.

He was jailed for two years after being convicted at Snaresbrook Crown Court of causing bodily harm by wanton or furious driving.

In June 2021, in another hit and run, Stewart McGinn, 29, riding on the pavement and taking a corner at speed, ran head on into Mrs

Elizabeth Stone, 79. She suffered a fatal head injury.  

McGinn pleaded guilty to causing bodily harm by wanton or furious driving and was sentenced at Cardiff Crown Court. He was jailed for one year.

Monday 5 September 2022

How Shapps whipped up road rage against cyclists

 

SHAPPS TO BLAME FOR LATEST CONFLICT WITH DRIVERS




 

Transport Secretary Grant Shapps could be nominated for this year’s Little Get Award (LGA), unless he’s pipped by another plonker.

“Get” is an impolite expression I first heard in Liverpool.

Someone nicking sweets from the corner shop would have the shop keeper running after them shouting, “Come ‘ere, yer Little Get!”

A Get is someone who buggers up things for others. 

Shapps buggered up cyclists’ reputations when he made two announcements which tarred cyclists as potential killers.

And he did this  via the shit stirring Daily Mail whose readership is highly impressionable, easily annoyed, and many of them swallowed the bait and came out all guns blazing looking for bike riders to shout and spit at.

  On August 6 he talked of plans to bring in a new offence of 'causing death by dangerous cycling', as part of the Transport Bill which he is due to unveil this Autumn.  He said the aim was to "impress on cyclists the real harm they can cause when speed is combined with lack of care”.

There can be no argument against the need for stronger laws to protect people from all dangerous road users, but the Mail piece created the image of potential dangerous cyclists everywhere. To the best of my knowledge the last case of a cyclist who killed  was in 2016 when a woman pedestrian died.  He was jailed 18 months.

To provide some perspective, it is motors which routinely kill, simply because of careless or dangerous driving, and too many drivers are on drugs or influenced by alcohol.

For example, the DfT records reveal that in 2019 there were 230 drink drive deaths.

In my own experience I more recently have encountered more considerate drivers who make space to allow me to pass down the inside of a queue,  for example, or holding back to allow me out of a junction. I always acknowledge them.

But then I live in a small country town, not in a city with roads jammed with traffic, where most angry exchanges occur.

The second Shapps story (August 16) was the subject of my previous blog and called for cyclists to have mandatory insurance, registration and for all cycles to carry number plates.

This idea has been floated before and dismissed by the Department for Transport because it would a bureaucratic nightmare to organise and anyway, unnecessary because so few cyclists cause accidents.

Again, cyclists come across as the bad guys.

Our image has been tainted of course by the dickheads who ride through red lights, on pavements and who upset horses. I can fully understand how that irritates everyone.

It does me.

Now Shapps purports to support his government’s own Active Travel Policy to increase numbers of cyclists by making the roads safer, albeit with not nearly enough funding.

So in making his statements to the right wing Daily Mail’s 5-million readership is this  Shapps rowing back on supporting cycling for fear of upsetting motoring voter? Probably.

What happened next was predictable.  The Mail articles stirred up their cloned readership who took to the roads in their motors shouting abuse to pedallers they encountered.

Guardian writer and cyclist Helen Pidd was one of those so insulted and she was moved to write about her experiences, telling how drivers began hurling insults at her, shaking rolled up copies of the Mail at her.

Spat at, abused and run off the road: why do some people hate cyclists so much? Ran the headline to her piece.

 

“Bike riders have always faced aggression from car drivers. But they now find themselves on the latest front in the culture wars – with anger whipped up by the right-wing press,” she wrote.

It was followed a few days later by almost a page of readers’ letters sharing their experiences, including drivers who admitted why they hated cyclists.

What’s up with these people?

Shapps surely engineered this deliberately.

Well, Mr Shapps, what can we say, except perhaps to thank you for being such a wonderful transport secretary, fantastic. Keep on being absolutely splendid.

And finally - HEADLINE OF THE WEEK:

From The New European - on the end of an era:

“FAREWELL BORIS JOHNSON,

AND THANKS FOR FUCK ALL.”

In the shop where I bought the paper they were so offended by those words they partially placed the bar code over them.

Friday 19 August 2022

Shapps launches anti-cycling crusade

 

Derision greeted Transport Secretary Grant Shapps’ proposal calling for cyclists to have mandatory insurance, registration and for all cycles to carry number plates.

Then three days later he retracted some of what he said, insisting that the government has

 “No plans to introduce registration plates” for cyclists.

Which probably means they are thinking about it but have yet to move to the planning stage.  

Anyway, the point is if he didn’t say it, why all the fuss and reaction from across the nation.

Is he pitching for a new job as rabble rouser in the new prime minister’s government? Or is he trying to get sacked?  Impossible to say? Probably just keeping himself in the public eye, sowing confusion, this government’s speciality, which conman Boris Johnson turned into an art form, making misleading statements and getting away with it.

Transport groups and opposition parties, even his own Department  for Transport, reacted with disbelief when Shapps revealed  his thoughts to the Daily Mail, a right wing organ which likes to think it influences government policy and  whose readership dances to the whatever tune they decide to play. On this occasion, it was the well-known ballad “Bash the cyclist”.

These ideas have been rejected in the past as unworkable and unnecessary. They would create a mountain of bureaucracy which in turn would deter people from cycling and undermine the government’s Active Travel Policy.

Perhaps that’s the idea? 

 If so, the Daily Mail was the ideal place to plant the rot.

What else did Shapps say? Oh yes, he wants to extend speed limits to cyclists!


A speedy cyclist.


Well, quite right, no one should exceed the 60mph limit on trunk roads?

To quote the Greens’ Transport spokesman Matt Edwards commenting on these proposals in The Guardian: “an expensive folly impossible to administer. Most road traffic accidents in the UK, especially those with fatalities, are caused by reckless car drivers, not cyclists.”

He added that Shapps is pushing an anti-cycling narrative, making things far more dangerous for cyclists.

Duncan Dollimore, head of Campaigns at Cycling UK, said the plans were impractical and unworkable, and have been dismissed by successive governments.

He added that this was a complete U-turn on current government policy.

The DfT says there is no plan in place for what Shapps proposes.

In any case it would be a matter for whoever was transport secretary under the new prime minister.

So what is Shapps’ game?

We cannot know. One moment he’s cycling’s friend, the next, he’s the foe.

This is the man who can find £27bn for roads but nowhere near enough funding for making the roads safer for cycling.

Shapps continues to blow hot and cold on cycling, leading cycling lobbyists a merry dance.

This so-called “Active Travel Policy” has been costed at between £6bn and £8bn.

Shapps has offered £2bn.

*INSURANCE.

Many cyclists are insured, as I am.

I have had Cycling UK insurance for 33 years. It provides me with £10m liability cover.

 

 

Tuesday 2 August 2022

Government turn deaf ear

 

What a laugh,  cycling campaign news these days.

Sarcasm knows no bounds on Freedom Cycle.

Here we go.

You will not be surprised to learn that the government continues to massively under fund their own Active Travel Policy for cycling and walking, providing only £2bn when between £6bn and £8bn is required.

This follows the unveiling of England's second Cycling and Walking Investment Strategy recently. I think this was a reworking of the first strategy which became necessary as a result of the government tweaking their forecasts upwards  for the projected increase in numbers cycling.

Pointless, if the whole show remains underfunded, as it does.

I can only imagine that ministers put their fingers in their ears when they ask how much a project cost. They are told, between £6bn and £8bn. And they say, Ah, £2bn.

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You say, no, between £6bn and £8bn.

They say, right, that's £2bn.

And so it goes on.

The national cyclists' organisation,  Cycling UK have once again seen fit to inform their membership  that the government continues to under fund cycling, as they have done since the beginning of time.

In response, Cycling UK promise to do what they can with the help of the Department for Transport’s cycling team working their magic and who remain steadfast.

Cycling UK’s Policy Director, Roger Geffen complained last week that the government’s plans include “warm words but lack cash.”  Nothing new there.

He gives a very full and account of the intricate and detailed studies underpinning the government’s target to increase cycling over a number of years. You can sense his frustration in trying to understand just why it is the government repeatedly comes up short with the cash.

Geffen has been tirelessly lobbying ministers for years over this.

Anyone else fighting this hopeless war would by now have handed in their notice claiming post traumatic stress.

Although funding has dramatically increased from the dark 90s, when the national cycling policy was launched with no money, it has consistently fallen well short of what is required.

There is no explanation fcr this. Government has frequently stated it agrees with all the increased benefits to be had from having greater numbers cycling. It even goes so far as to announce grand targets, setting government staff to work with Cycling UK to make it happen. 

But then they fail to come up with enough money to see the job through.

It was ever thus. In my book providing a side-long look at our sport and pastime I say that Britain, which has never had a transport policy, will never provide decent funding to make the roads safer for cycling.

The chapter “The marriage of success to failure” recalls how British cycling’s meteoric rise to become Tour de France champions and top ranked Olympic nation in 2012 contrasts with the woeful and continuing lack of funding to make the roads safer.

Meanwhile, another load of bollocks at local level, as Eastbourne (not Littlehampton as mistakenly written when this was first posted)  has included cycling in a traffic ban from Terminus Street, an   important shopping centre in the town centre.

Cycling UK is looking into this matter and will likely mount a legal challenge in a bid to overturn the decision. Meanwhile, there is to be judicial review of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea’s hasty decision to take out a popular Pop-Up cycling lane. They did this to pacify local resistance stirred up by their local VIP – or should that be RIP - the actor Nigel Havers known for his portrayal of classical English gentlemen with a hatred of cyclists.

 On the world stage a story which broke this week informs us that Oil giants Exxon and Mobil, in partnership with President Bush,  30 years ago began running a successful PR campaign to discredit Climate Change Science which pins the blame for the extreme weather and heat we are now beginning to experience on 200 years of burning carbon.

The rich fuel companies, fearing poverty if we give up the oil fields, have been sowing seeds of doubt in the science and are trying to convince us all we can’t live without oil.

 They promote America for Prosperity, fuelling (no pun intended) fears that cutting carbon use will drastically reduce quality of life – which it will of course.  Whereas the other course of action they recommend, to do nothing, will, according to the science, eventually kill us.

 They are saying that talk of wild fires, flooding as the sea rises, increased heat waves killing crops, the likely massive migration from the south, which will bear the brunt of this first,  to the north, has got nothing to do with burning oil. I’d love to believe them.

I read recently that the popular press here in the UK is also to begin a campaign discrediting the scientists.

These are same newspapers who champion Brexshit which, according to sane newspapers few in the UK read, is responsible for the Dover chaos. Those long delays for travellers at the Port of Dover are the result, it is claimed, of Brexit which ended freedom of travel and has led to increased bureaucracy at custom checks.

Finally, the recent Tour de France did its “green” credentials no good when officials aggressively removed teenage climate change protestors who blocked the route delaying the race. Once upon a time, Tour organisers embraced protestors who routinely stopped the race to bring their woes to the wider public.

But not French star Bernard Hinault who, when Paris-Nice was stopped by striking dock workers, rode full tilt into the human blockage and landed a punch on their spokesman saying: “I don’t interfere with your work, so don’t you interfere with mine.”

 

 

Sunday 3 July 2022

UTRECHT MOVE SCHOOL TO BUILD CYCLE PATH...TORQUAY BUILD STEPS INTO A CYCLE PATH PUTTING RIDER IN A&E


 

BRITAIN probably leads the way in creating folly cycle lanes. One of the best –or worst - must be Torquay’s cycle route down a 60-metre flight of steps.

Did you get that? A cycle way down/up steps. Steep steps.

This bizarre feature is now six years old. For sheer stupidity it ranks alongside the Kingston upon Thames cycle lane which runs through a bus stop.

The thinking that leads some councils in the UK to authorise such dangerous infrastructure is alien to the Dutch way of thinking, and Utrecht’s approach is a beautiful lesson in creativity.

In the Torquay bollocks, cyclists reaching the steps must of course  dismount and walk, with the wheels in a gulley or narrow ramp provided at the side.  Mid Devon RC’s Ron Keagan, 83 years young, was doing just this last month. He was in his cycling shoes with cleats which aren’t best designed for tackling steps and he lost his footing, somersaulting three times to the bottom.

Luckily, he got away with cuts and bruises. Nothing was broken; they told him in the hospital. Keegan described the stairs as “absolute folly”.

Riders on electric bikes will find them next to impossible to use, given the weight of their machines, as will riders towing trailers and people with prams.

It’s absolutely mind boggling.

The cycle path links Shipway and Chelston and cost £350,000.  The original design showed the path coming down a gentle slope through woods. But a dick head took the decision to build a 60 metre staircase instead. 

Not the Torquay staircase, but similar.





The Torquay beauty has set the bar so high for stupidity it deserves some sort of award.

It is an idea unlikely to catch on in Holland.

 The Dutch cycle route network criss-crossing town and country is the envy of cycling campaigners everywhere.  The fact there are still very few decent cycle paths in Britain is evidence that many council highway planners, not to mention the treasury which funds them,  simply cannot grasp the concept; or don't want to.

In Holland,, for instance, they recently demolished a school to make room for a cycle route, rebuilding the school nearby.

Yes, did you get that? They demolished a school and rebuilt it somewhere else to make room for the cycle path!

If you are still unsure what you have just read, pause, then read it again.

Or move on, because the story gets even better.

 There were two schools. You’ll laugh when I tell you what they did with the second one. This school stayed where it was and the cycle route was directed up a ramp onto the  school roof.

Will someone share this story with the Torquay councillors, bless them.

In Holland they have a saying:  Enabling cycling is all about removing barriers.”

And so, to this end, with the opening of a major cycle bridge over the Rhine canal a few years ago it became possible to cycle directly from Utrecht city centre to a huge residential development.  

Here’s the history to this ambitious project.

For over 50 years, the west edge of Utrecht was clearly marked by the Amsterdam-Rhine Canal and the A2 Motorway to the west of it.

When in the 1990s, Utrecht was extended over the canal with the new housing area Leidsche Rijn it was clear that these barriers had to be removed.

So between 2007 and 2012 the A2 motorway was buried underground. That was one barrier removed.

Plans had been in discussion about a cycle bridge over the canal but at the most logical location for a cycle bridge two schools were in the way. Whereas in the UK the cycle route would have been diverted a longer way around, in Utrecht - holding to the belief that cycle routes must be direct -  the city council simply decided to relocate one of the schools and integrate the one which remained into the structure of the bridge – so cyclists ride over the school roof.

The cycle lane approaches the school on a gradually ascending winding path easy to cycle up and over the roof and thence to the bridge, which boasts a four metre wide cycle lane – the pedestrian path is two metres wide.

All work was completed by 2016. Today there are 7000 cycling journeys a day on this route. Total cost of all the work, 25 million Euros. The cycle bridge cost 7 million Euros.

Monday 27 June 2022

Will Cav be called up for Le Tour? Here's hoping.

He needs no introduction - Mark Cavendish, newly crowned British road race champion.



I seldom overtake other riders on the road these days. I’ve got used to be passed at speed, by solitary riders and groups. Not bothered any more. I know my place. So when six riders hammered past me on Sunday morning, imagine my surprise when I found I had the legs to get on the back. 

They’d come by in a whirr of free wheels and murmur of voices. Big guys, big gears. For a moment I imagined they were Belgian roadies. And the last man in the string was going away from me, was a good three lengths ahead when I thought…. GET ON. 

So I upped the revs, gears up a notch, and went after them; now four bike lengths up at which point they went no further ahead. I was holding them. I held that for about 20 seconds before raising my game again – bigger effort this time. And I was on to the tail. Immediately there was that relief from having gained the shelter of the group, for we had a cross head wind. I hadn’t done for this years! 

But soon the higher speed began to tell. They didn’t appear to know they had a passenger. I didn’t let on. The wind covered the sound of my pump rattling on this rough stretch of tarmac, which I know well and hate. It’s all pitted and eaten away, making for rough going especially as it also begins to rise a bit at this point. They didn’t slow, the pace didn’t lessen. They were on a mission. 

My man let a gap open, which he quickly moved to close, requiring me to do the same and I felt that! Hmm, oh dear me. I had visions of the old days in my first big senior road race, when after two hours at a fast tempo I could no longer hold the pace, began slipping ever so slowly to the back, then off the back at a few feet at a time, powerless to do anything about it. Hard graft. I recall it took a few more outings before I had the legs to stay in contact. 

That was half a century ago!  So I wisely let my recently acquired friends go before my inevitable demise and before anyone came back down line for fares. How long had I stayed with them? Er. Not long! There was a fork in the road coming up and I figured they would take the left while my route was to the right. And so ended my flight of fancy. 
I enjoyed that. Took me back, I can tell you. 

Later, back home, I searched the TV channels for the elite men’s national road race championship in Scotland. Eurosport were showing the Spanish and French title races, but not the British races. Fear not, they were showing it on Discovery Plus which I take on my laptop £6.99 a month – lots of different sports and films, and a lot of bike races. 

Means I don’t selfishly clog up the TV all day. Not that I watch hours of racing at every sitting. I’ve got too much to do around the house. But it means I can keep an eye on race progress through the day, and when time permits watch a chunk of it, especially the last 30 minutes. Great race, go all the way, and as we know, Quickstep’s sprinting ace Mark Cavendish (pictured above) won in a three man sprint after being in the leading break for most of the day. 

The race information left a bit to be desired. They would provide time gaps on the screen, but often omit to give the distance, so making it hard to work out the odds. Reminded me of the old days covering British races when officials relaying info on race radio seldom gave out the exact distance the timing was taken, or if it was a sprint, give names and not numbers, So making it difficult to keep a log. Unlike on Continental races where information is always preceded by the exact location – either distance covered or distance to race – then numbers. Great race, all the same. Great winner. I was so pleased I treated myself by promptly ordering a Quickstep racing jersey on Ebay! Pity Cav is not picked for the Tour which starts this coming weekend. Here’s hoping………

Tuesday 31 May 2022

 

THE GIRO - WHEN BOOTS WENT GOTHIC 

 

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Eurosport TV’s top cycling presenter Orla ‘Boots’ Chennaoui dressed in all black for the final day of the Giro d’Italia.

But she was far from sad, she was her usual  smiling cheerful self. This was her latest outfit for her daily appearance on Breakaway, which follows each day’s stage. It has become a cycling commentator’s fashion show.

In our house we have become as keen to see who wins the stage as we are to see what she has plucked from her extensive wardrobe.

She dazzled us with a different colourful outfit for each stage of the three week race – wearing pinks, reds, green, blue; trainers, crazy high heels or boots. Then on the final day of reckoning – she cracked and dressed head to toe in Gothic black! It was a complete and shocking contrast. She may even have been wearing black lipstick.





Clearly, she’s an attention seeker. I enjoy her commentary – she’s very knowledgeable on cycle racing, sitting comfortably with her fellow pundits on the sofa, the former pros Robbie McEwan, Dan Lloyd and Adam Blythe who provide fascinating insight into the racing – but Orla’s outfits can be a tad distracting.

It’s not about you, Boots!

Boots! That’s what a friend has taken to calling Orla, impressed by her choice of chunky footwear one day.

When I think of the Giro that’s what I see now,   Orla’s blackout for Eurosport’s

final wrap of this season’s marvellous Giro. And what a great outcome it was for Jai Hindley who became the first Aussie to win the pink jersey as victor of the Giro d’Italia, taking the lead on the penultimate very tough mountain stage from Richard Carapaz.

Italy's Vincenzo Nibali, winner of all three Grand Tours, 
                                             finished fourth overall in his final appearance in the 2022 Giro.


Meanwhile, elsewhere, the Ride London Classic was back on the roads at the weekend, after an absence of two years due to Covid.

But not in Surrey where it has been based since 2013, but in Essex.

Surrey decided they no longer wished to host what had become a huge annual event in the county. I don’t why, exactly, for the event drew huge crowds and was a big draw in my home town.  But I do know that the lengthy road closures for both the charity event and pro race were considered by some to be an inconvenience.

Pity, for I’ll miss seeing the top pros rocket past the end of my road on the Surrey circular out and back to London.

Be interesting to see how well the three events held over three days were received by Essex.

They consisted of the  RideLondon-Essex charity ride, the RideLondon Classique UCI Women’s World Tour road race held over three days, and FreeCycle, a short route for people of all ages.

 

On the campaigning front I turn to a feature written by Laura Laker in Cycle, the magazine of Cycling UK.

In this Laker acknowledges that the UK is decades behind the Dutch in providing for cycling. She looks back on the local elections last month and asks if “A new golden age for cycling is realistic”.

She turns to cycling figureheads from the UKs four nations and asks can we really transform transport cycling’s fortunes?

I gleaned from this that the battle of minds has been won but the pace of change remains slow. Cycling UK's aim to get election candidates to commit to supporting Active Travel was successful in that a great many councillors agreed to back cycling as transport. But we've been here before. The question now is, will we see some practical action?

Which takes me back perhaps 30 years when the CTC, as Cycling UK was back then, declared the very same thing; the battle of minds had been won!

This slow pace of change is crazy, given the rising levels of traffic pollution contributing to climate change and the vital role cycling can play to address this. We do need to reduce the need to drive everywhere, especially the local trips which make up some 70 percent of journeys made.

This should be declared a national emergency.

We need the government to take charge and order local authorities to get to grips with this. Currently the local authorities can decide for themselves and government can only advise.

This needs to change. If the Prime Minister can rewrite the rules concerning the ministerial code of conduct, to suit him, as he did recently, they can take over local authorities to prioritise cycling as transport.

The fuckers won’t, of  course.

And finally, the cover story of Cycle gives us heart – announcing the Cantii Way, inviting us to experience Kent’s new 145-mile route, the UK’s latest long-distance cycling route.

It begins in Wye, a village in the Kent Downs. It meanders alongside the River Stour, past Canterbury to Whitstable and circles the coast all the way down to Dungeness.

It “dips a toe” into East Sussex, tempting you to pop into medieval town of Rye, and then the Cantii Way heads inland, away from the sea.

The Cantii Way is named after the Iron Age Celtic tribe that lived in the area.

Further information: cyclinguk.org/cantii-way