News roundup just in….
Sir Mark Cavendish wins last race as criminal wins US election …
we talk to
commentators around the globe for t heir reactions t o the news this week.
first, the Manx Missle cAVENDISH, the Tour de france sprint champion, HAS wrapped up his career with a …
If I may just
add a word about ….
but as so often
happens, it IS the lessor ….
And if that wasn’t
enough…..t he world was totally shocked WHEN ~fELON trump
t rumped Harrison to
win the las vegas DODGY GUY OF THE YEAR CROWN….with LOSER hARRISON CLAIMING THE RUNNER UP PRIZE TO SERVE
tRUMP’S gaol TERM INSTEAD.
Prime Minister Keir Starmer stood up to say GLOBAL WARMING
IS REAL, WE’RE ALL F……
Of course oil businessman tur ned God botherer Justin Welby , the DISGRACED archibald of Cantersbury has RESIGNED …for failing to tell on cleric sex pervert.
aND WE’VE SAID IT
BEFORE, THE PRICE OF A PINT….
wHICH BRINGS US TO
THE NEXT ROUND IN THE cHASE….
which is shade better
that pointless…
AS ANYONE SOUTH OF WATFORD…AND so, to the wether
or not, as snow
is promised aND MUCH
SKIDDING ACROSS THE COUNTRY
BUT IF ONLY HE HAD LISTENED.…
aND finally, MATCH OF
THE DAY PUNDIT lINEKER SENDS HIMSELF OFF …
uNTIL THIS TIME NEXT
WEEK…GOODBYE
FINALLY, finally , HERE
IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY HUGE AND WONDERUL FAMILY AND FRIENDS AT AN IMPROMPTU
SUNDAY BOAST ON FACEBOOK.
And we leave you with another Cycling Weekly cartoonist gem
from Johnny Helms:
aLWAYS INFLATE YOUr TYRES HARD, HONK advised THE postman when told to GIVE HIM A TIP..
aND FINALLY , FINALLY, DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT A YOUNG MAN
FROM SOUTH WALES WHO LIVED OFF….
(nONE OF THAT limerick FILTH in this blog,
thank you…)
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