Tuesday, 12 November 2024

LATEST NOOS FROM AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM

 

News roundup just in….

Sir Mark Cavendish wins last race as criminal wins US election …

we talk to commentators around the globe for t heir reactions t o the news this week.

first,  the Manx Missle  cAVENDISH, the Tour de france sprint champion, HAS wrapped up his career with a …

If I may  just  add a word about ….

but as so often happens, it IS the lessor ….

And if that wasn’t enough…..t he world was totally shocked WHEN ~fELON trump

t rumped Harrison to win the las vegas DODGY GUY OF THE YEAR CROWN….with LOSER  hARRISON CLAIMING THE RUNNER UP PRIZE TO SERVE tRUMP’S gaol TERM INSTEAD.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer stood up to say GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL, WE’RE ALL F……

Of course oil businessman tur ned God botherer Justin Welby , the DISGRACED archibald of Cantersbury has RESIGNED  …for failing to tell on cleric sex pervert.

aND WE’VE SAID IT BEFORE, THE PRICE OF A PINT….

wHICH BRINGS US TO THE NEXT ROUND IN THE cHASE….

which is shade better that pointless

 AS ANYONE SOUTH OF WATFORD…AND so, to the wether or not, as snow

is promised aND MUCH SKIDDING ACROSS THE COUNTRY

BUT IF ONLY  HE HAD LISTENED.…

aND finally, MATCH OF THE DAY PUNDIT lINEKER SENDS HIMSELF OFF …

uNTIL THIS TIME NEXT WEEK…GOODBYE

FINALLY, finally , HERE IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY HUGE AND WONDERUL FAMILY AND FRIENDS AT AN IMPROMPTU SUNDAY BOAST ON FACEBOOK.

And we leave you with another Cycling Weekly cartoonist gem from Johnny Helms:

aLWAYS  INFLATE YOUr TYRES HARD, HONK advised  THE  postman when told to GIVE HIM A TIP..

aND FINALLY , FINALLY,  DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT  A YOUNG MAN FROM SOUTH WALES WHO LIVED OFF….

(nONE OF THAT limerick FILTH in this blog, thank you…)

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