Sunday, 7 February 2021

TV actor's role in cycle lane backlash

 

A once well known  television star has played a major role in persuading his local council the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea to rip out their experimental cycle lane less than two months after it was installed.

CYCLE, the flagship mag of national cycling organization Cycling UK, in their article entitled “Beat the Backlash”, has the details.

It appears that since Kensington yanked out their cycle lane at the end of last year, other authorities across the country are doing the same.


A pop up cycle lane in London.



CYCLE says there appears to be a country-wide backlash by a various loud minorities objecting to losing road space, but that this does not reflect public opinion.

It’s probably the motoring fraternity who consider all roads to be motoring roads, although Kensington council say they are responding to complaints from residents and businesses.

The actor - I will deny him the oxygen of publicity, even in this little blog  -  is known for "playing the quintessential, old school Englishman with his dashing good looks, cut-glass accent and thoroughly charming manner" - to quote Wikipedia.

He also has previous form attacking cycling.

In an anti-cycling article in a major newspaper some years ago he played the role of a cad berating bike riders - cad, as you may know is an old school Englishman's expression for a fellow who behaves discourteously. You and I may prefer another word from the Chambers Dictionary - twat.

He may well have been justified in complaining about an incident on the road but he couldn’t stop there. The mean-spirited tone of the piece made it clear that the very existence of cyclists on the same stretch of tarmac as himself were not to be tolerated.

Critics of cyclists  conveniently overlook the fact that motorists head the league table for clogging up roads and for dangerous and careless driving which cause serious injury and death. No cyclist has ever killed a motorist.

But this generally goes without comment because the public is so used to bad driving, whereas the cyclists who make one dodgy move get it the neck. And often we are honked at by a driver who cannot bare to be held up for few seconds. 

In his latest appearance, this time for a Sunday  newspaper  I consider so awful I will not write the name,  actor complained that “Disastrous, poorly designed and EMPTY cycle lanes have resulted in gridlock every day – and streets choked with fumes.”

Borough chiefs falling over themselves to please their VIP resident promptly removed the bollards marking out the cycle lane, ignoring opposition from BBC presenter Jeremy Vine and Extinction Rebellion protesters.

The London Mayor, Sadiq Khan waded in with criticism of the Borough, as did parents, children and teachers of a local primary school. A protest outside the town hall was to no avail. Stuff them all.

The full width of the road has been given back to the motors and the borough say they will look to provide alternative back street routes for cycling,   as if they think people just want anywhere to play at cycling rather than use the main routes to travel to the shops, school and work.

The Pop Ups were installed, you will recall, when the Covid-19 lockdown was prematurely lifted last summer. This was in response to the  thousands of people who had got on their bikes  for permitted exercise during lockdown, and who  enjoyed riding on empty safer roads breathing in the clean air as traffic pollution levels dropped. 

The  government provided two billion pounds in Active Travel Funding  and instructed  local authorities to grab road space for bikes before the filth returned.

The idea was to encourage the returning work force, wary of the risk of infection from using crowded public transport,  to use bikes instead.

The scheme was warmly applauded by cycling organisations who couldn't believe their luck and it was hoped this would lead to more permanent cycle lane installations.

Surveys showed that the majority of the public were in favour. A YouGov poll carried out on behalf of Cycling UK revealed that 61 per cent of people agreed with the statement “we should make it easier for people to cycle by building more separated cycle lanes”.

It was a nice honeymoon while it lasted.

Cycling UK is looking into whether legal action may be taken against those authorities who have removed the lanes. Don’t hold your breath.

 COMMENT

I once lived in the Royal Borough, sharing a house in cobbled Adam and Eve Mews just off Ken High Street.  There were six of us: me and another Adam, plus four Eves. I knew the borough like the back of my  hand, cycling all over London and to the countryside beyond on my training runs, and also roller skating  in Kensington Gardens.

I would ride 10 miles to Finsbury Park CC club nights in North London on Mondays and  most days ride the few miles to Cycling's offices, then in Fleet Street. Blimey, I was fit back then.

I liked  Kensington High Street, the whole area in fact. It's full of shops, cafes, pubs in the side streets. I especially liked the fashion store BIBA, now long gone,  and all the varied clothes stalls in Kensington Market, and Slick Willies, the skate shop. I still have the bright blue sweat top I bought there back in 1975!

Ken  High is a major route into and out of London, a busy residential area and so clearly it would benefit from having a cycle lane. 

It seems such a draconian thing to do to simply rip out the experimental cycle lane without first trying to resolve the pros and cons. 

This affair is a stark reminder that in Britain, planners just don't get cycling.

Tuesday, 19 January 2021

Stay "local" - what a conundrum!

 

Stay “local” when exercising – whatever that may be!




 Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s advice to stay local when taking exercise was typically vague. This came with the reintroduction of the current lockdown following the predictable post-Christmas surge of the Pandemic as a result, it is believed, of the PM allowing family gatherings for turkey.

Now he's saying we may exercise, but stay "local".

Would the PM care t0 define what is meant by "local", he was asked by British Cycling and Cycling UK.  I haven't read of his response.

He could have suggested a radius from home, say three or maybe six miles. That would be clearly understood.

But we know better than to expect the  PM to be more specific, as his advice  to relax our guard a to enjoy a limited Christmas family get-together proved.

Perhaps he’d heard the virus was going home for the festivities and wouldn’t be back until Boxing Day.

He rabbited on and on about wanting us all to have a normal family Christmas with grandparents and a few relatives thrown in.  In doing so, revealed his complete lack of empathy for the many thousands of people who live alone and don’t have a family and so had no prospect of a risking a shared Christmas even before the Pandemic increased their isolation.

Pressed by his scientific advisors fearing closer contact over Christmas would see the virus spread, Boris rowed back a bit.

Celebrate Christmas. Don’t celebrate Christmas. Invite the grandparents – if you have any.

One aunty, one uncle, or one nephew and perhaps a niece. You’ll have filled the six spots before you know it.

Apply the two-metre rule, even at the dining table. Small table? Eat in shifts.

Meet over the garden fence, for those who have gardens.

He couldn’t bring himself to say stuff Christmas get togethers and stay safe.

So, to the exercise conundrum.

Local means different things to different people, as recent news stories have revealed. For many bike riders used to clocking up 80 to 100 miles local might mean a thirty mile jaunt.

Boris’s own interpretation of staying local by cycling at the London Olympic Park seven miles from Downing Street drew criticism for not being local at all. He should have gone round St James Park or Hyde Park, only a few minutes away, said his detractors.

The “science” says the point of staying local is to reduce the chances of spreading the virus to other areas – should you be an unwitting carrier.

So what sort of distance should “local" mean in this context? Perhaps Boris might have suggested a radius of X miles, not stray beyond that.

What should it be, three miles radius, six miles?

That would be clear.

Staying local is no problem for me. I define local to mean no more than four miles from the house.

Perhaps even that is too far?

I’ve been limiting my cycling to within three or four miles of the house for nearly two years now, because my wife and I are carers of our chronically ill daughter and it doesn’t do for either of us to be away from home for more than an hour.

So our house has been practicing “lockdown” for years before the virus locked up everyone else.

I missed doing decent rides to begin within.  But needs must –- as the saying goes.

Now I’ve got quite used to my limited field of play, going out most mornings at 8am, before the house is up.

I’m lucky we live in a small market town in the middle of North Downs in Surrey, and I can be out into the countryside within minutes.

I shoot through town out and back on a cycle track beside a trunk road.  Occasionally, when the legs let me, I take a loop onto a quieter roads up the mini-alp,  lifting me up 400 feet to the top of downs. Then back down and into a local wine estate for a few laps of a small road circuit servicing the facility. 

For variety I can also exit town in the other direction, out and back to a  village one mile away, over a few minor drags. I  retrace through my town,  head out of the other side to the vineyard for a few finishing circuits.

As the saying goes, Ride your bike, ride your bike, ride your bike.

It’s doesn’t matter you don’t go far, just keep those pedals turning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, 5 January 2021

A RIDE ON THE WILD SIDE

 

NOWADAYS when the temperature is hovering on freezing I don’t go cycling, for fear of ice on the road, especially where water runs off fields.

When I was younger it never used to concern me, nor my club mates, even when on occasion we all went down like skittles on an icy patch of road.

We just laughed, bounced back up and carried on. Carefree! Lucky! The obvious danger from other traffic just never occurred to us.

One day we completely ignored a really bad weather forecast  and set out on a club run.

We took no heed. Foolish youth!




I can still recall a police officer’s shouted warning.

“HANG on lads, hang on…severe weather warning. Gale force winds…his other words were carried away on the wind… this morning…” shouted the police officer, as he ran towards us. 

Thank you officer, we called out, and kept going.

What did he say? Asked a club mate riding up alongside of me.

Not sure, something about force…I answered.

Nothing could be allowed interrupt the Sunday club run. Well, heavy rain would probably do it.

But not when blessed with a fine wind blowing us all the way to Warrington. Trees bowed this way and that, waved their branches at us. Overhead wires sang their tortured songs. We chatted, as you do, about six of us in two lines. Hardly another soul to be seen.

It is 15 miles exactly from our starting point from the Rocket Pub in Liverpool to the Warrington boundary sign, along flat roads.

And we covered that distance in half-an-hour!

15 miles in half-an-hour! THIRTY MPH.

We looked at each other in amazement.

What did that copper say?

Gale Force 10, someone recalled.

Met Office Definition...

“A gale force wind is a sustained strong windregistering between 7-10 on the Beaufort Scale, which indicates wind speeds of between 50 and 102 km/h (32 - 63 mph).

Bloody Hell!

At sea Gale Force 10 throws ships onto rocks.

On land it could easily drive a cyclist off the road, up the verge and tip him over a barbed wire fence into a field!

I was all for turning home immediately. The others decided to carry in the vain hope the gale would abate for their return! Or you’ll be in Scotland for tea, was my parting shot!

I figured differently and alone I charted a circular route to avoid a direct headwind, hoping I might fare better with side winds.

It was the hardest ride of my life, trying to keep the bike going in a straight line.

I recall two stand out moments quite vividly.

The first was on a narrow lane cutting between flat open fields and farm buildings, where barn doors creaked and banged in the wind.  I was taking the brunt of the wind on my left shoulder and I was leaning into it. But an unseen force in the air, like a massive wall of pressure, was pushing me slowly but surely into the centre of the road. There was nothing I could do and I eventually found myself hard up against the grass verge on the right, still moving painfully forwards at walking pace.

I was now on the wrong side of the road. Try as I might, I could not move back to the other side of the road.

Then I was pushed up on to the verge, which was cut grass and easy to ride. Finally, still just about making headway, the gale pushed me up against a fence. Yes, the barbed wire fence was waiting for me and unceremoniously and without fanfare, and in slow motion and still fastened to the pedals; I went bike over head  and into the field, 

I had this view of my wheels against the sky. There I was, lying there in a ploughed field, unscathed and laughing at my impromptu attempt at  slapstick! Charly Chaplin would have been proud.

I struggled to release my feet from the pedals and quickly got to my feet, looking around in embarrassment anxious that no one had seen  my folly!

No one had. There was not a soul to be seen. My honour was intact.

The rest of the ride home is lost in a blur of images of  thrashing tree branches,  hedgerows twisting this way and that, rubbish bowling towards to me, the sky all of a rushing noise.

But I well remember the descent of Parbold Hill near Ormskirk.

This was my second vivid recollection.

Normally you would take this descent at speed, in top gear.

Not that day. For the hill barely checked the   roaring wind which rushed across the flat plain from the Irish Sea some 10 miles due west, sweeping up the slopes with renewed vigour,  bringing me  almost to a standstill.

No one will believe this. But I was forced to stand on the pedals, as I strived to 

turn bottom gear,  all the way down to the bottom. 

A few miles on my course swung to the south onto the dual-carriageway Preston to Liverpool trunk road, bringing welcome relief as the wind was now placed squarely on my right. But gusts still blew me all over the place and so I took refuge by riding on the cycle path, safe from what little traffic there was.

I reached home exhausted.  Pushed open the back garden gate and just got through before my howling tormentor slammed it shut with a crash, as though to say, "You've been lucky today, you little bastard." 

 “Bit windy today, dear?”  said my mum.

My dad just gave me a look. He knew!

 

 

 

 

Monday, 28 December 2020

 

All aboard, we’re off to Stockholm, by rail this time.

Following my Liverpool trip in a previous blog, this time I recall a trip to Sweden. 

By rail, not air, which has lost much of its allure.

I like an airport where you can walk across the tarmac to the sleek flying machine. Now, airports have become garish shopping malls and  restaurants. 

Oddly, you need to pass through passport control and customs to get to the shops.

After a while you move into a large room with other people, and from there down a windowless corridor  to a doorway into a small cylinder packed with rows and rows of seats.

Last time we flew we waited 90 minutes on the runway because of violent thunderstorms! Did wonders for the nerves.

At last, the captain announced that the tower had told him they could just about see a hole in the storm clouds, big enough to get through. But that we had to be quick before it closed!!!...GO...GO...GO.

Great roaring sound and we are pressed back into the seat as everything tilts upwards and we are catapulted into the sky and through that hole, presumably. Exciting bit over. 

Then there is silence, stillness, no sense of movement through the motionless sky. And then everything happens in reverse. Great noise, bump, and then out of the cylinder, into a corridor and voila, another shopping mall where all the signs are incorrectly spelt.

Next time we went by rail and spent two days travelling through northern Europe: four changes of trains in all.


                                            Changing trains at Cologne.

This was a 2,000 kilometres (approx.) rail journey from Surrey to Stockholm, located in the south of Sweden, on roughly the same longitude as Edinburgh.

Whereas Edinburgh is at the northern end of the UK, Stockholm is at the southern end of Sweden, which stretches a further 1000 kilometres north into the land of the reindeer, across the Arctic Circle.

Long hot summer days in Stockholm (18 hours of daylight at the June solstice) brings the mozzies out by the water and contrasts with very cold long winter nights (18 hours of darkness in January) when the ice breakers go to the work in the Baltic.

I recall an earlier visit at Christmas when everything was a glistening frozen white

beneath a blue, cloudless sunny sky.  It was minus 17c and that was at midday!

Although flying is quicker, it still takes the best part of a day to get to Stockholm with all the faffing about getting to and from and in out of airports.

Rail is city to city and you have a sense of place because you get to look out of the window at the world going by noting the subtle changes in landscape and buildings as you go.

At 09.35 we depart our local station for London Waterloo and take a taxi from there to St Pancras International, admiring the beautifully restored 19th century Midland Railway terminus with its blue painted roof curving high over the sleek 18-car Eurostar trains.  The roof boasts the largest span of a railway station in the UK.

There we board the 12.57 Eurostar for Brussels in Belgium, a 2 hour 11 minute ride for the 232 mile journey, at a top speed of 186mph!  At Brussels we change trains and take the Thalys express to Cologne in Germany, a 1 hour and 45 minutes ride.

From Cologne we board the Night City Link, a sleeper, for Copenhagen in Denmark, arriving there the following day, Sunday. This long train has connections for Berlin and Warsaw, and suffers delays on its journey. Instead of nine and half hours, it takes 13 hours!

Finally, from Copenhagen, we are due to take the X2000 express for Stockholm, the Swedish capital. But because we are late, we must rearrange our booking for later in the day.  So we take a local train to Malmo, just across the water in Sweden (via the spectacular 7.8-kilometre long bridge over Baltic Sound), to enjoy a splendid late lunch in the station. Finally we join the inter-city express for the final 500 kilometres to Stockholm, arriving Sunday evening, some 32 hours after setting out.

It amused us that during this great trek, the mobile phone services of each country kept track of where we were, sending us text messages of “welcome” to punctuate our journey across the borders of five countries.

“Welcome to France,” as we popped out of the Channel tunnel, and soon after that. “Welcome to Belgium”. Later that evening, “Welcome to Germany”. At about 8.30 the following day, “Welcome to Denmark”. Finally, that afternoon, “Welcome to Sweden”.

But therein lies a rail traveller’s tale, of a mixture of emotions. The excitement and anticipation interspersed with anxiety at the prospect of missed connections. There were four changes of train across Europe, in Belgium, Germany, Denmark and Sweden.

The longest delay came on the second day, in Denmark, when just after 9am the engine failed at a place called Vojens. We were told another loco would be despatched and in the meantime, why don’t we stretch our legs on the platform and enjoy the sunshine.

I recall one guy who was wearing a tee-shirt with a most appropriate message across the chest: “Where’s my train?”…!

Did he know something?


        An unscheduled stop somewhere in Denmark: Where's my train?



Eventually the new loco turned up and our overland rail adventure, now considerably delayed, continued.

All made possible by the Channel Tunnel, at 50 kilometres from end to end - thirty seven of those under water - the longest underwater tunnel in the world.

Takes the train thirty five minutes to get through, at 160kph an hour.

At the lowest point, you are sitting 75 metres deep below the sea bed and 115 metres below sea level.

Best not dwell upon that!

Upon our return I was struck by how small and claustrophobic Eurostar seemed compared to the larger, more spacious European trains, which run to a wider loading gauge than in Britain.

That wasn't the only difference. 

There were no checks whatsoever  as the train crossed the borders between France, Belgium, Germany, Denmark and Sweden where train staff greeted us with broad smiles and a welcome. 

This contrasted starkly with the  British border control for Eurostar at Brussels manned by unsmiling glaring officials resembling prison officers, waiting to process everyone back into custody in Fortress Britain.

The draw bridge gets pulled up for good on New Year's Eve.





 

Friday, 18 December 2020

Cup of a tea and a slice...

 




I remember when I used to stop at cafes, in the far off days before lockdown spooked us all?

I got to thinking about this the other day when on the TV news I heard how the whole of the South of England was to be relegated to tier three. The presenter listed the counties one by one.  Sounded like the football league table.

There’s a great idea here, for an international best seller disaster novel:  Extinction of the Human Race. 

First signs -  the cafe’s go out of business, snuff it like canaries in coal mines.

I haven’t been in a cafe now for months, even though some are open.

Instead, I comfort myself with memories and wonder will we ever back to normal?

The Eureka café on the Wirral tops of my list because that was first proper cyclists’ café I visited in my early cycling days. I looked them up on Facebook and was encouraged to see

they were still serving teas and refreshments.  They’re open until this coming Wednesday, December twenty third, then closed for the Christmas period, reopening on Wednesday, January 6.

The Eureka, a well-known cyclists’ Mecca, is to be found seven miles out of Birkenhead, direction North Wales and Chester, Cheshire and Shropshire.

Each Sunday on this route groups of cyclists go forth for a day’s riding. And later that same afternoon and evening, return with as many as 80 or 100 miles in their legs. And always there would be a stop at the Eureka for elevenses on the way out and more of the same to boost flagging muscles on the way back. Others from farther afield, they'd stop for lunch.

In my day, the bikes sported names like Harry Quinn, Eddie Soens, SoensSport, Quinn Brothers, Jim Soens, Soens Brothers, Fothergill – all Liverpool craftsmen the youngsters would later discover.   And of a different order to the mass produced models my friends and I rode.

But happily, we were not made to feel like outsiders when we bravely stepped inside the café with its steamed up windows and heady atmosphere from all the sweating bodies crammed in that tiny place. 

These elite bike riders made room for us inside the café. They were all smiles and banter, taking the piss out of each other. One called out to us, “Orright, la.  Wer've (sic) yer been?”  There were shouts of pint of tea and two slices; tea cake with butter and jam.

They made us feel at home.

But sometimes we stopped at the other cyclists’ café, four miles further down the road, just across the Welsh border. This was Whiteheads Café in Queensferry. I had my lamp batteries nicked there.

If the Eureka was the preferred haunt of the time triallists, or Testers, Whiteheads was the roadman’s watering hole. There was probably a good deal of cross pollination, but that’s how it appeared to the young novice.

Those riding deep into North Wales might stop at the CTC recommended Glasfryn farmhouse, Pentrefoelas on the A5, for a magnificent  roast beef dinner with gravy, followed by apple pie and custard!

Far too heavy a meal in the middle of a 120-mile round trip from Liverpool, over the Denbigh Moors, but worth the struggle afterwards! Wasn’t easy hauling yourself over the Cerrigs, then the Bwlch out of Ruthin on the way home!

If we rode east to Derbyshire, we’d stop at the Poplar Café – a transport cafe - close by where the M6 was being constructed, just past Warrington. Or if riding north to the Trough of Bowland via Preston, a stop at Greasy Annie’s just past Ormskirk after 18 miles was a must.

Getting into Greasy Annie’s in the winter was a task.

Two narrow doors made getting in and out very difficult in cold winter months.   Wearing layers of sweaters topped with an army combat jacket could see you wedged tightly in the door frame. 

There are several cafes worth a mention on the North Downs in Surrey, where I live now.

The Barn café at Newslands Corner, the Pilgrim in Box Hill station near Box Hill, Ryka’s – a motor cycle riders’ hangout right at the foot of Box Hill.

At the top of Box is the National Trust café, and a few kilometres further on, along the Prudential road race route is Destination Bike, top bike shop serving wonderful coffee and cake.

A few miles further east, there is Fanny’s Farm Shop, on the Downs above Reigate.

A cup of tea and a slice of Victoria sponge will do very nicely, ta.

Perhaps next summer, vaccine permitting.

Either that or I’ll get the primus stove out for a roadside brew with a home made bacon buttie. 

Take care.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Sunday, 22 November 2020

 

One man goes to town

 

Liverpool, Wednesday, April 11, 2012.

Found this story in one of my  old notebooks. It's about a day out in Liverpool eight years ago.

 I catch the number 10 for town from outside the off licence on East Prescot Road.

As luck would have it, the conductor was George. Always had a smile and one-liners at the ready. "Anyone want to pay twice" was a favourite as he squeezed down the aisle.

At the London Road stop in town, for T. J. Hughes store, George would call out: "Shop Lifters Paradise", and receive a good natured slap from chuckling passengers getting off.

I alight two stops later, in Queen’s Square.

I.m checking out a few of my old haunts, pick up the vibes.

Walk via the 1960s-built St John’s Shopping Precinct, calling in at Model Zone – full of models of course.

I’m keen to see what trains they may have.

Nothing for me, as it happens.


The shopping precinct replaced the lofty Victorian covered retail market demolished in the name of progress in 1964.

It was one of the first and the largest fully enclosed roofed market halls when it opened in 1822.

I have only a vague memory of it now.  The front façade of the building was rather austere. Not very attractive to my mind.  But it hid the real gem from the street, the market hall itself. I looked up the facts of the build.  Discovered it featured 16 stone-trimmed classical arched window bays and the roof was supported by 116 interior cast-iron pillars.

It was a huge lofty trading space, full of bustle, the air filled with the aroma of fresh veg, fruit and flowers.

In the Sixties many such places were seen as old fashioned.  The call was for new buildings to represent the modern age. So  many old places were demolished without ceremony and replaced with the simplicity and clean lines of concrete, as architects determined to brighten the place up with a modern building, in this case a garish contrast to what stood before.

Some of the changes were not so well received.

When the new market caught fire many Liverpudlians expressed their regret that the fire service saved the building.

For me it felt like dead air in that place. No energy. I sense that loss whenever I walk into WHSmith today, which takes away my will to live. 

It's all to do with positive and negative ions, the former being bad for our health the latter good. The science underpinning this is fascinating and this walk about town is not the place for it, on this occasion.

Except to say that pollutants given off by many modern materials used in buildings  and by electrical  equipment deplete the high density ionization in the air which is crucial to our well being. This probably explains why those pinned to the mobile phones all day look miserable and only half-awake.

I redress the balance by going a for bike ride in fresh air.

Liverpudlians can dose up by frequent visits to the Pier Head and the bracing Mersey.

Meanwhile, back to the dusty city streets. No dead air there.

I recall a TV documentary about Liverpool comedian Ken Dodd in which he was filmed surrounded by chattering fans, signing autographs near Williamson Square. "And what's your name, "he  asked one lady. "Eileen" she replied (pronouncing her name,  I Lean).

"To the right or to the left", was Dodd's quick response.

Here's Lime Street which besides the magnificent train station also features  two splendid pubs - the Vines and The Crown. Both hotels. I recall their opulent  interiors where masterpieces in craftsmanship.

Just like the more famous Philharmonic pub in Hope Street, a short walk up Mount Pleasant.

Your spirits lift the moment you step inside those places, before you even reach the bar.

Some of course had too much spirit in them and would be required to leave.

I was in a bus queue once when a customer was being  pushed out of the door by a barman, shouting "Gerrout". 

The bus queue all turned their heads to see the kerfuffle. One elderly lady shouted out gleefully; Oooh, a bolshy barman." and we all laughed.

Someone always, always will have something to say in Liverpool for the slightest  reason. Failing that,  your eyes will meet in silent acknowledgement of the event, whatever it was. Maybe someone dropping a shopping bag! You're never alone even when alone.

One man in a newspaper piece explained why  Lime Street peaked his interest every time he walked that way.

He noted that between the two pubs at either end of this section of Lime Street there were number of premises, including a small cinema and a bar, which I think was called the American Bar, plus maybe there was a tobbacanist?

But he could never be sure in which order they fell, whether he could come upon the bar first and then the cinema and the tobbacanist, or was it the other way around.

And that, to him, was key. Because for him, the moment you knew exactly which order they appeared the street would be predictable and therefore no longer interesting.

I liked that. 

On we go, to walk by Blackler’s on Elliot Street. Blackers was once a big fashion store, famous for its lavish Father Christmas Grotto.

When I was a trainee production assistant for Randall’s Advertising Agency on Church Street Blackler's was one of their clients.

So I would regularly visit the store, taking advertising proofs for the buyers to check.

Blackler’s, like many major Liverpool Stores – Owen Owen and Lewis’s - is now closed. The building remains, occupied by several outlets, including the pub, the Richard John Blackler, owned by Wetherspoon, paying homage to its former life. 

They celebrate the founder, with large photographs of the store as it was.

I wonder what happened to the attractive atrium, allowing shoppers to gaze upwards to the two galleries above and ascend to the first on a central staircase. Gone, I suppose.

Opposite is Yates Wine Lodge. I remember one day how a well-oiled customer staggered out into the fresh air with the urgent need to prop himself up against the wall  outside. But even that proved too difficult. Gradually his knees would buckle and he  would slide down the wall and only with a mighty effort would he slowly hoist himself back upright, only to slide slowly down again, head nodding up and down and to the left and right before falling to his chest, his limp arms dangling by his side.

 It was a losing battle. Eventually a police van turned up and the officers stood by for a while, bemused and observing his plight.

After several more performances, the officers brought down the curtain on this street entertainment, and ushered the fellow into the back of the police van.

On I go, up Bold Street, to the very top, for coffee in Tabac.

Refreshed I continue  past the bombed relic of St Luke’s Church, a scar from the Second World War when German bombers targeted the nearby docks but often flattened wide areas of the city miles from there. For years large swathes land lay waste across the city.

Then right turn into Seel Street, where the Blue Angel Rock club looks unchanged, outwardly at least, in the 40 years since I last stepped into its dark interior to have my hearing bashed by rock bands.

China Town is around the corner, celebrated with a beautiful Chinese Gateway of dragons and serpents in bright yellows, gold’s, reds and blues across the roadway.

Into Duke Street, then right turn to thread my way back to Bold Street, once home to Cripps and other high fashion stores.  Pit posh, back then, was Bold Street.  

Today, there’s a Bohemian feel to the street, with specialist bookshops, varied cafes, a fine artists shop. On I go, down to Church Street, one of the main shopping streets, pedestrianised now and better for it, the sound of people's voices happily replacing that of traffic.

The times they are a changin’

I note the changing face of the city in the four decades since I left.   Many older buildings remain.  But many have come down.

I think our early years are often the most impressionable.  During this time the illusion of your home town is one of permanence.

The face of the city presented to your eyes remains unchanging in all but small ways.

This is how it will always be,  you imagine.  Well, some places don't change while others parts do. 

Even rock solid structures can be removed without trace – Central Station for instance.

Replaced with a tacky modern shopping centre, to compliment the dodgy build which replaced St John's Market Hall a couple of hundred yards away.

Permanence is an illusion.

So it is old streets become modernised.

The old disappeats, except for some buildings of historical merit, we hope.

They remain, lodged among the new.

These step changes in the look of a road, of a whole area, combine over years to transform the whole.

And then there are major changes which completely transform places. Such as, I imagine, when

St George’s Hall was built in the 1800s, for instance, a neo-classical grade 1 listed building. 

What a splendid sight this is now for passengers emerging from  Lime Street Station opposite.

Yet when Lime Street was opened in 1836, the vista greeting arriving passengers was one of green fields! The city had yet to spread that far from the river front.  There was no St George’s Hall! No big iron casts of Lions guarding the imposing pile.



Lime Street Station.


Building work on St George’s Hall began six years later, in 1842, and it opened to the public in 1854. And the grassy area behind it was transformed into gardens with pathways and seating overlooking the city gradually extending its reach.

Out of those same green fields to flank and complement St Georges Hall sprang William Brown Street,   the Walker Art Gallery, the museum and The Crown Court. The whole vista of this impressive pile gave rise to Liverpool becoming known as the Florence of the North.


The splendor of St Georges Hall.


Some 90 years later, a few 100 yards away, a giant hole became the Kingsway entrance to the magnificent engineering feat, the  Mersey Tunnel, which opened in 1936.

Meanwhile, dring my time,  on the waterfront, the Albert Dock development brought derelict, historic riverside warehouses and dock back to a different life.



Albert Dock is now complimented by Liverpool’s latest development, the Liverpool One shopping area
which has transformed a bomb site into a 21st century pastime – shopping and eating out.

Everton Football club have a supporters shop  here. The address: Everton 2 Liverpool 1.

Geddit?

It's all nicely done.  Up the steps is a small park with a pathway leading directly to the Albert Dock across land which had lain waste since the War.

For me, reflecting back on 40 years, the Albert Dock and Liverpool One are perhaps the two major developments to have dramatically, changed the face and character of the city during my time.

Subtle changes

But smaller changes also occur, and always, somewhere, a treasure has been allowed to remain.

I notice the changes. But to younger people this is how it has always looked. 

Until they too observe, over time, the slow, gradual, unstoppable, subtle changes to the same canvas, this picture in their minds.

But I must press on, for lunch in the attractive bistro at the Bluecoat Chambers off Church Street. Built in the early 18th century as a charity school, The Bluecoat building presents three sides to a gated courtyard and opens out to a small garden at the rear.

It was “improved”  during my years of absence, and slightly spoilt, to my mind.  The old, musty book shop has gone.  And the ramshackle garden at the rear, made tidy – in other words, stripped of its character.

Still, it’s a nice place to sit, all the same. The lovely fabric of the building is well maintained.

And the craft shops adjacent always a pleasure to visit. Mum bought me a nice China tea cup there.

And I bought some nice egg cups.

On I go again, into Church Street, once choked with traffic but now pedestrianized and so much better for it.

At the cross roads I join the traffic again, into Paradise Street briefly, left into narrow streets leading  to once dingy Mathew Street,  to the site of the Cavern Club, famous for spawning the Beatles. I recall going there once, to the damp cellars with their walls running wet with condensation.

This was in the late Sixties. The Beatles had left town by then, for London and stardom.

I joined a queue in Mathew Street. The doorman was being selective, only allowing in those judged to be properly dressed and turning away those who were not. So I removed my tie and tied it around my head, bandana style.  The doorman singled me out and bade me enter.

Great music down there. Can’t recall who was playing but the acoustics were good. I am told this is  probably due to the vaulted brick roof and the floor space sectioned off by archways. You could take refuge under the arches, give your ears a rest from the NOISE and hear yourself think.

Gone now, the original Cavern, replaced by a fake  across the street!

There’s a Beatles Shop just around the corner, full of 1960’s memorabilia, then onto North John Street, Dale Street, Exchange Street East –Pyke's the jewellers, no longer there. 

The Albany – a gem

Past Albany Buildings in Old Hall Street. Built in 1858, an architectural gem built around a beautiful sunken courtyard.  

It features a lovely wrought iron staircase in the centre, leading up to walkways connecting the upper floor.

Once you could gain access easily through an archway, but today, it is only visible through locked glass doors.

Built to house the HQ for the Liverpool Cotton Brokers, today only the ground floor of the Albany are offices. The other floors are all luxury apartments.

Exchange Flags behind the Town Hall has been surfaced with granite sets replacing the flagstones of the 1960s.

In Water Street Oriel Chambers (built in 1860) has the distinction of being the first iron framework building in the world. Nicknamed the “glasshouse” because of its large windows, modern for that period.

The India Building opposite remains as splendid handsome celebration of Britain’s dodgy days of Empire.

I am pleased to note that the strange “bucket” fountain on the Goree Plaza  is still in place. Sadly, not working today. I used to enjoy watching the water fill up each bucket – there were as many as 15 or 20, each filling up in sequence -  before rudely cascading  the contents splashing into the pool, below.

Close by is Castle Street, one of the original ancient streets of the city and by far the most handsome in Liverpool. You can see it on maps dating back to the 13th century.

It must have changed a bit since those days! But not much in my time!

Castle Street is top and tailed by the Georgian town hall at one end and the Queen Victoria monument at the other.

I didn’t spot the debtors stone on this occasion, a round stone slab in the roadway.  Looking up local history I could only see reference to the Sanctuary Stone which marked the boundary of the market once held there.

But the little book I had back in the sixties  referred to the debtors stone, where anyone owing money could seek “sanctuary” by standing on it. Perhaps he’d shout“Barley” which in kids language meant they can’t touch  you!  Presumably a mate would go off to get the necessary funds to make settlement, always hoping he would return of course, while creditors stood idly by waiting to grab him if should do a runner.

 

The interloper and the Three Graces


The Port of Liverpool building reflected in the mirror like wall of the new building opposite.


At the bottom of Water Street, we reach Temple Buildings. Ah, ha. I used to work in there, for Millican Advertising.  

And across the Dock Road - where ghost trains rattle above on the long-gone Overhead Railway - to where the imposing River Mersey beckons. This wonderful water front has, for more than a century, presented Liverpool’s face to the world of shipping. Here stand the “The three graces” – an  imposing threesome each of distinctive architectural merit: the Royal Liver Building with its huge towers topped by two 18-foot high “Liver Birds”,  the Cunard Building in Italian Renaissance and Greek Rivival style and  the Edwardian Baroque Port of Liverpool Building.

Those Liver Birds! Big buggers. I knew never to miss the last bus from the Pier Head. Cos I imagined dem birds might ‘ave yer, pick your bones clean.

“What time do you call this?,” my mother would exclaim when I staggered home in the small hours.

The Three Graces are no longer alone. A modern  black marbled interloper has joined them, lined up to the right of them  (as viewed from the River) .  The stranger is next to the Museum of Liverpool - I'm not sure what it contains - but it is huge. One end of it is angled like the bows of huge ship. Not to everyone’s taste. But I like the contrast it provides.

Because his huge slab of shiny tiled wall offers a perfect, shimmering reflection of the domes and pillars of the classical styled Port of Liverpool Building across the road; and also of the buses at the kerb, and people walking by. 

I wonder if the architect was wary of imposing his modern design on its famous neighbours.

And hid it  behind a huge mirror like edifice, to render his work all but invisible. I wonder what else has changed since day.

 

Monday, 2 November 2020

Cycling UK need to be more open about their problems

 

Hello, Cycling UK, are you receiving?

Good .

Following the last entry in which it was revealed Cycling UK don't have the resources  to tackle rogue Local Authorities who build crap cycling lanes, Freedom Cycle features a fellow member who advises Cycling UK what they need to do to rectify matters.

“I understand Cycling UK’s point about resources and a top-down approach, but they could be more open about the problem they have. And they could engage someone to write about it in their magazine - then in the Leader column they could say it is an issue [and they need more resources]...they could then appeal to local CTC areas for support I guess, or to local cycling campaigns - e.g. Kingston CC. This could be good for stirring up general awareness and publicity about dangerous infrastructure and money being wasted.”

“The 1996 guidance (Cycle-friendly Infrastructure Guidelines for Planning and Design) could be used to frame the regulations, and the government can then oblige LAs to follow it. This is what Cycling UK should be promoting as an approach to making improvements.

And they should be leading a discussion in the pages of their mag and proposing how to tackle the problem.”


Yes, it beggars belief they haven’t shared this nugget with us, that they cannot do the most vital work and engage with Local Authorities responsible for so much shit! Why ever not?

                                           Street scene in Holland, 
                                           where they know how to create safe routes with adequate
                                           segregation from pedestrians and motor traffic

Surely Cycling UK's problem compromises much of their otherwise excellent work to promote safe cycling. 

 Because, let’s face it, there is not much point in lobbying government to provide funding for a national cycling policy if the people tasked with doing the work   are the Local Authorities who haven’t a clue how to do it.

In the meantime, Cycling UK continue to go round in circles by wasting  members time introducing  the Cycle Advocacy Network (CAN) - as if this will make any difference.

 They want to “resource and support people around the UK who are speaking up for change, helping to make things safer for cyclists in their area.”

CAN says we need cycle lanes in place for parents with kids, the over 65s, handcyclists, people with cargo bikes (see pic above) or pulling trailers.

Good luck with that one.

 This has been going for years by local cyclists in most towns and cities.

Councillors and planners pay lip service but mostly do nothing much – a token cycle lane here and there, dodging posts and telephone boxes, bus stops etc.

 There will be little change unless Cycling UK can directly engage with the Local Authorities who cock up what little provision they do provide cycling.

*Finally,  felicitaciones  to Preston’s Hugh Carthy in Spain, winning Sunday’s monstrous mountain top finish in the Vuelta, and moving to third overall.